Anonymous asked

i love how both baptiste and lifeweaver were just rizzing each other up

nitewrighter answered

His line for grabbing Baptiste with a Life Grip is “~Medical gentleman should stick together!~”

I’m over here like “Oooh, a ~gentleman~”

Anonymous asked

im surprised Lifeweaver doesnt have any interactions with Mei and Lucio as a fellow ecologist and enemy of Vishkar. Any ideas?

nitewrighter answered
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Lúcio: Vishkar trying to steal your technology? I know how that is.

LifeWeaver: *sigh* They do have a point that I was using their technology to invent biolight to begin with… but I couldn’t trust them to use it to help the world, rather than just help themselves.

Lúcio: I wish my father could have seen that as well.

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Mei: It’s so exciting to meet a fellow scientist who wants to save the world. Did you know Thailand alone has 15,000 plant species?

LifeWeaver: *chuckle* Want me to name them?

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Lúcio: So… what was the Vishkar academy like?

Lifeweaver: Uniforms. Lots of hard light. A lot of purple, white, and blue. An all-consuming demand for conformity. The usual.

Lúcio: That bad, huh?

LifeWeaver: It wasn’t so bad. I loved dancing with Satya.

Lúcio: *flatly* Dancing. With Symmetra.

LifeWeaver: She’s got the moves! *gasp* And you’ve got the music! We should all get together sometime and–

Lúcio: Iiiii’m gonna stop you right there.

LifeWeaver: Aww… :(

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LifeWeaver: Soooo what did you think of the recipe I sent?

Mei: I burned it….

LifeWeaver: Huh. Always thought ice was more of your thing.

Mei: Well I did have to use the cryo-gun to put the fire out.

LifeWeaver: Hm. We can cook it together after the mission.

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[During setup in Ecopoint antarctica]

Mei: *thoughtfully* Biolight could significantly improve the power demands of hydroponics here because of hard-light’s natural resistance to the cold…

LifeWeaver: Ooh! And you could grow big ice crystal trees! With fruit that tastes like nam khaeng sai!

Mei: Can you… eat biolight?

LifeWeaver: To be honest I’ve been a little scared to try. But I have been tempted!

Mei: *concerned* Hmm…

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LifeWeaver: Your father was in Vishkar? My parents, too!

Lúcio: You know you’re weirdly chipper about that, considering Vishkar’s trying to hunt you down.

LifeWeaver: I think it’s sweet that they worry. The lasers and bounty hunters… less so.

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[During setup in Rio]

LifeWeaver: It’s remarkable how this place has recovered so fast after that explosion.

Lúcio: You mean Vishkar’s explosion?

LifeWeaver: Yes. It upset Satya deeply. There’s a little girl here, Rosa, she wanted me to check in on. She thinks biolight might help her.

Lúcio: …oh.

renelie

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...yea I think they would get along

stripefeathr

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epic rap battles of vishkar

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Why won’t Americans switch to the metric system?

They have a foot fetish

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borkthunder

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Dudes just being lazy 🐕🦘🐅

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